• Height: 6'2
• Weight:179 lbs.
• Joined service: London, 1986
• Special skills/abilities:
  • accomplished flautist
  • can recite Milton and Chaucer on command
  • can consume large numbers of cheeseburgers without suffering any ill effects
• Secret weapons/gizmos:
  • '89 Tercel 5-speed w/CD player, trunk-mounted beer fridge and submarine capability
  • silver Yamaha flute/portable missile launcher
  • bulletproof red and black leather varsity-style jacket

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