• Height: 5'10
• Weight:171 lbs.
• Joined service: Vancouver, 1986
• Special skills/abilities:
  • can sight-read sheet music in five languages, blindfolded
  • can carry on reasonably coherent conversations without actually waking up
  • can ingest large doses of caffeine with no side effects
• Secret weapons/gizmos:
  • genuine imitation Oakley® sunglasses w/X-ray vision
  • K2 in-line skates w/miniature jet turbines
  • stylish, kevlar-lined 'Dr. Evil' baseball cap

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