• Height: 6'0
• Weight:182 lbs.
• Joined service: St. John's, 1991
• Special skills/abilities:
  • various Dark Side powers (choke, etc.)
  • able to recite the entire screenplays of all four Star Wars® films verbatim
  • can draw at any time upon a hidden well of rage kept buried deep inside his soul
• Secret weapons/gizmos:
  • genuine Jedi lightsaber (red, of course)
  • trademark line: "What you gonna do when these 24-inch steel pythons run wild on you?!"

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