• Height: 5'9
• Weight:184 lbs.
• Joined service: Hollywood, 1992
• Special skills/abilities:
  • unparalleled knowledge of the film industry
  • brilliant acting ability (allows for nearly-impenetrable disguises)
  • able to edit any otherwise innocent series of shots into a blackmail goldmine
• Secret weapons/gizmos:
  • black-market DVD player w/flamethrower and built-in Dolby 5.1 decoder
  • 'bouncing Tigger' with silent, CO₂-powered knockout gas delivery system
  • MiniDV camcorder w/50x optical telephoto lense, X-ray filter, etc.

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