• Height: 6'2
• Weight:161 lbs.
• Joined service: Chilliwack, 1991
• Special skills/abilities:
  • can construct rock-solid theatre sets from old pipes, duct tape and some 1/4" plywood
  • can identify over 40 different carved door styles from 200 feet
  • can make sexual innuendoes from any topic, any time
• Secret weapons/gizmos:
  • 1991 Honda Civic Si w/VTEC and custom cupholder
  • oversized beaver costume for infiltrating amusement parks, children's birthday parties, etc.

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