• Height: 5'10 (6'3 counting hair)
• Weight:142 lbs.
• Joined service: Milan, 1985
• Special skills/abilities:
  • can charm women instantly and effortlessly
  • can breakdance like nobody's business (and really, it's not any of your business if he can, is it? Is it?)
  • can simultaneously snowboard and fire a sniper rifle with 95% accuracy at 2500 feet
  • can shake that little booty of his like something close to magic ("The finest booty-shaking talent this side of K.C. himself" -David Letterman)
• Secret weapons/gizmos:
  • bulletproof '89 Honda Civic with tinted windows and fuzzy dice
  • Dr. Evil costume w/bald wig
  • 'le mojo'... (what the French call a certain, 'I don't know what') See above section, under 'booty'.

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